hotel room ftw
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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