Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Let's get the cat blown out
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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