I feel like I'm in dance class right now
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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