Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
