normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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