I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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