I heard we made out
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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