I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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