Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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