I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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