Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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