I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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