He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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