playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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