I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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