Don't you send me to vm
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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