we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
