I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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