false alarm. still invincible.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Randomize