HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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