Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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