I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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