Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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