like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
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