So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
The power of my boobs compel you
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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