i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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