Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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