office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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