guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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