ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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