then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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