Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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