i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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