Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
we're so committed to being not committed
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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