I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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