i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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