He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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