i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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