I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
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