he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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