Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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