did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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