True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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