My room smells like vodka and shame
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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