Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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