I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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