exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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