I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
She even gives head with a lisp.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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