She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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