I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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