well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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