Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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