I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
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