i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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