Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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